Jun 3, 2004
yesyesyes
i noe u guys v bored everytime come here see the same old boring title
now that title abit more interesting horhor
jus that lil bit lah
haiya hols liao
alot ppl pester me to blog
den i always don have a thing to blog abt one
life boring arh
k not true
mayb i jus lazy to go type out wad happen
like how many ppl actually bothers abt wad happen to me man
i think u ppl nthg to do den come one right
y tchr give u too lil hmwk arh
or u like me lidat
slacking ur whole life n holidays away
gotta b the latter
this is wad had happen in the past few holiday days
not counting vesak day lah
morning training
aftnn community service
night too tired to anything else
thig is wad will happen in the holiday days to come
morning training (if no training den wake up late cos tired)
aftnn too tired to bluge too (if not training ll b in the aftnn)
night zzzzzz (or sitting on the chair without moving any body parts but my fingers)
nahh no time for hmwk
HOLIDAY = HOMEWORKATHOMEDAY
the wonderful englishmen short form it to HOLIDAY
well that HOMEWORKATHOMEDAY
would b quite a mouthful right
somemore they like to holiday alot
all the excuses
like WHOOO will get a proper break?
TEACHERS
yeaaaaaaaaa
they give hmwk
collect them
mark
according to the answer script
brain cells lost=0%
STUDENTS(yes thats us if u forgotten)
collect hmwk
spent one whole month doing it
no answer script
give back to tchr
brain cells lost=99%
1% is that they actually rmmbred to hand up
some o them ll even forget that they are students
thats y i reminded u guys up there
haizzzz
den training
dno why improve really slowly
muz work harder
i still get insulted
well i worked v hard liao
if u cant do any bttr
shut up get lost leave me alone to train
o cos
encouragements are warmly welcomed
anytime anywhere u wan it
they wud b imprtnt to me
thanks those who encouraged me
u noe who u are right
like when batting or pitching
yea u noe who
thank you thank you thank you
now i ll stone
for some reason
haizzzzzzzzz
stonestonestonestonestone
rockrockrockrockrockrockrock
pebblepebblepebblepebblepebble
jiotaojiotaojiotaojiotaojiotaojiotaojiotao
k lahh enuf for an entry
i think the nxt time i come back ll b either in july or august liao
mayb i wont return
maybmayb
perhapsperhapsperhaps
***---if you cant take your mind offfffff---***
mayb if i sian enuf i ll come n crapcrap shitshit again
so till thennnnn
LATERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Posted at 07:04 pm by WWEsuperstar
Apr 24, 2004
i m gonna blog.. not againnnn
eyerr
force me blog
nthg fun happening liao la
no more cousin
no more nthg
no more anything
haizz
mok got me to blog
lazyyyyy lahhh
aiyoo
my poor fingers
muz move so many times
tiring leh
aiyooooooo
i become grandma liao
grandma monkey
soooo sloowwwww
lalalallaaaa
pokemon on tv
magicarpppppp
garados nxt right?
guess so
ahahaha
i still got pokemon in my head
willy hung likes pokemonnn
ash n gary fighting
gary got a constipated voice
they went fishing
and caught the same thing
same pokeball
can catch pokeball one meh??
so round
ahahaha
pokeball is empty
lame lahhhhhhhhhhhhh
"oh yea strategy"
pikachu so cuteeeeeeeeeee
ahahaha
so is togepi
how come they can everyday wear same thing?
eeeyyyyeeeeeerrrrrrrr
yuckk
ahahaha
ash is not a com expert
charizard
ahahaha
i ll finish off now
*finishes off*
kk
byeeeee
Posted at 11:41 am by WWEsuperstar
Apr 18, 2004
yay!!
the newest!!
the hug thing at the side there
-points-
for those dying to hug me
but scared that later i ll haunt them
wwwooooooooooo
ahahahahahaaaaaaa
k lah i ll *try* and blog more
but u guys/girls/animals
muz bug me to blog
but if i really bz then don
or else i ll give up blogging altogether
fwahahahaha
wad happen lately?
nthg much lah
same old boring sian sch
kinda sick o it liao
shrugshrug
falalalalalallaaa
nvm
aiya i dno wad to say
so i end here ok?
ok
alright
great
yippie
huurah
ahahaha
Posted at 01:03 pm by WWEsuperstar
Apr 9, 2004
Men Don't Get it.. MONKEY too
donno y some ppl got alot to blog abt
i used to
cos got cousin to fill up the space with his gigantic body
full o nthg but baby FATS
now that he is gone
as in not teaching me anymore
i got nthg to blog abt liao
haizzzzz
gd fri aint always v gd
kinda sian actually
my brother off to malaysia
so no one to talk to
well
luckily got EDLYNN!!!!
we use to stay up till like SOOO late
to chat rubbish
ahahaha
and also chat wif wookie
but so sad now wookie already v busy liao
den sommore diff countries
so the system abit off
cannt chat
saddening
i became meaner of late
i don seem my normal self anymore
mayb jus cos i don have the happy monkey inside already
well everyoen gotta take a break right
jus happens the monkey is off to the US
to find the rock
or someone
there's WMXX tonite
poor teoman
he cant watch it
need to go reservice
hu ask him soooooooo hackfathack
ahaha
heck
I WILL LEAVE THE REST OF THE BLOG ESP FOR EDLYN!!!
the nice cute wadnot bunnny thingyyy
n sumore easter is coming
ji1 dan4 jie2
eggy day
borkbork
always in her jacket
so it became like her fur coat thing
i ll kill her one day to get it
MWAHAHAHAHAA
wheeheheheee
this bunny nvr failed to impress me with her rangeeeeee of smileys
though i have a thing against it
i don ve the same feeling when she is the one showing it
she is jus sooooo spastic n lame!!
ahahahahaaa
nvr to forget DD
those entries ll always make me laugh till i lie on the floor rolling arnd
holding my monkey stomach n puking bananas out
ehh
that sounded gross
but u get the idea
GO EDLYN!!!!!!
i can always tell her stuff i don tell others
cos i m veryyyyy sure she ll keep her bunny teeth locked together
n not let anyone know abt it
SO NICEEE!!!!
we alwaysss got topic to tok abt
only we don tok abt guys lah
this kinda SIAN topic
edlyn u get wda i toking abt right
hahahahaha
we ll curse tchrs
plan the nxt prank
or simply talk ribbish
garbage
slime
rotten bananas
ignore the line on top^
we r the ultimate prankers
n got ppl joining us already
den we ll become some big networkkkkkk
aahahahha
wahahahah
MWHAHAHAHAAAAHOHOHIHIHUHUHU
its always so fun to prank ppl right EDLYN???
hackcoughGARYYEOhackcough
eheeheheee
don feel bad edlyn
when the bunny returns from her vacation u ll feel HAPPPPPYY again
mayb bunny went to japan to meet the anime ppl
sorry i dno wad they r called
paisehh
KEEP ON SMILING!!!!!
BUNNY TEETH!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
ROCK ON GIRL!!!
Posted at 06:21 pm by WWEsuperstar
Mar 26, 2004
ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
stupid
spastic
dumb
argh
ARGH
AARGGHH
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
stupid
spastic
dumb
argh
ARGH
AARGGHH
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
stupid
spastic
dumb
argh
ARGH
AARGGHH
ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
stupid
spastic
dumb
argh
ARGH
AARGGHH
AARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
o poop u all
fine not all
this jus sux
big time
alot
some ppl
CERTAIN PPL
bad
unhappy
bad
unhappy
bad
unhappy
ARGH
some ppl are jus
too
SHUD I BLOG ABT THIS??!!
MAYBE I SHUDNT
argh
ARGH
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NO LIFE PPL
this post might cos me to lose some frens
so i ll reconsider posting it
so many sad stuff happened
one too many
s
u
x
S
U
X
unappreciative
bo chup
heck care
bo liao
loser
sometimes i shudnt care so much
sometimes i shudnt care AT ALL
sometimes i shudnt b dere
sometimes i wished it was another time
sometimes sometimes
many a time i help too much
many a time i care too much
many a time i do too much
many a time i wish i hadnt
many a time many a time
many a time sometimes
sometimes many a time
monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkey
monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkey
monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkey
monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkey
nicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenice
tootootootootootootootootootoototootootootootoo
argharghargharghargharghargharghargharghargh
ARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGH
NO ONE CAN HELP ME IN THIS CASE
WELL THINK SO
WHO CARES
MONKEY.
GO MONKEY.
GO MONKEY GO.
blogging doesnt help get feeling out o u..
mayb jus a PUNY little bit.
Posted at 10:56 pm by WWEsuperstar
Mar 7, 2004
random thoughts
veryvery random
dunno y
jus pop into my head
the purple dinosuar is gay
y?
cos it is purpleee!!!!!
yay!!
*note*
the above was typed ages ago
and saved under draft
i finally bothered to open it
and o cos
co-in-ce-dent-ly
the purple octopus is purple too!!
unlike the yellow octopus that is yellow in color!!
ok eveybody on the count o 3 roll your eyes at me
1...
2...
3...
*sound o eyeball being rolled*
ok thanks
u can have ur eyeball back now
*rolls eyeballs gently on the grnd back to you*
talking abt purple octopuses
i batted a machine ball into the boarding sch room
through the bigggg window
home run shot man
by the time u run up get the ball throw down i run finish liao
can run lap sommore
ahahahaa
den i started making a lonngggg story
NEWS FLASH!!
boarder found dead in the nybs
she was found dead by the police at night
her frens did not see her during dinner at the canteen thus decided to chck on her
no one answered when they knock on the door
so one o the girls
called the police while the other started pushing n n banging againist the door
until the last girl clobbered her on the head n
PULLED the door open
the police arrived shortly later
and found the body sprawled on the grnd near the window
her forehead had a few small round bump-like lumps
lump-like bumps
found beside her r
a round yellow ball with holes
and a stuff purple octopus with holes on its legs
the octopus has big round eyes
and an evil smile
the police brought the octopus back to the police station
the police asked a few who were near the crime scene at the suspected hour o death
a sftbll coach
ex national player
mr jerry ng
happened to b arnd there
when they asked him
he said
"MONKEY YOU BLIND IZZIT
GET LOST LAH"
when the police refuse to leave
he started pitching balls at them
and fungo-ing grounders at them
with bruises everywhere the police went back to the HQ
at the HQ
they tried to interrogate the purple octopus
they shined bright like into its eyes
poked it
threw it around
sat on it
but still there was no response
the police den gave up
they sent the octopus in a rocketship to the mental ZOOpital(jupiter)
then went back to the crime scene
looked out o the window
pass the field
and saw
a BIG langkao
they suspected that the octopus came from the langkao
they traced the origin o the langkao
n found that the source was at 154 XXX XXX
(address not revealed to protect the suspect)
(yea like i ll wan to protect the suspect)
they knocked on the door n dragged the owner o the home out by the collar
the owner is noned other than the weirdo teacher mr kuo!
nicked-name kuoguy, gorilla, cousin
he was wearing a yellow pyjamies with purple octopuses all over it
jus like the stuff octopus they found
his hair was spiked up den
with black soot marks all over his face
at the HQ
all he did was
gave the policemen his trademark 154 stare
and started smling his trademark 154 smile at the police
they could get anythg out o him
so
who was the one who killed the boarder?
wad is wrong wif kuoguy?
wad ll the police do next?
TUNE IN
oso chck out the second release o DD
if u noe wad it is
----------------------------------------------
stupid sia
but funnnnnnnny
there ll b a part two if i bother to think
so anyway
FEEL THE HYPE
-Goldberg
Posted at 03:29 pm by WWEsuperstar
Feb 28, 2004
Sweaty Grimy Dusty Sticky ME
i m covered with sweat
grim
dust
but not stick
i ll b so woody man
had been moving my limbs since 8 in the morning
till like now
not really now
some time ago
had sftbll den danceworks
ran 4.8km
don believe i can mantain the long stride speed for the WHOLEE thing
cool man
but i m very hot
well singapore arh
near equator jiu shi ze yang
my chinese is so rubbishy
so now i m sweat.... sticky and rubbish ME
great
eating my lunch near dinner time
how wonderful
parents went out to dno where
can see bro from here
he's down playing soccer
lucky kid
life so relax
haizzzz
teo is an outfielder!!
sure muz be outfielder not as in
not in infield
but outfield as in out of the field
in other words
bench warmer
den later the teammates can use the heat to fry egg
as celebration
hooray
wad a gd n imprtnt position he got
keep it up teo man!!!
surprisingly i din injure myself tdy
yay!!!!
joy!!!
yeeehar
ahahahaaaa
oh no i running outta things to blog abt
oopsss
oh yea
i made a phone chain for the sec1s
and remade one for the sec2s
oh
this reminds me
for those sec ones who reads my blog
not many
but one is gd enuf
yea
this is bad news arh
i m gonna scold u all arh
k fine
not really scold
jus tell u
tdy trg at the ending i was really angry
y?
u bummers did not bother to help keep stuff
sit arnd
wear ur skirt
drink water
chit chat
u can blame me and say
but u nvr tell us wad
yoyoyo man
this is common sense that u shud go help without me asking u
if i ask u den later u say monkey bully u
so pls lah arh
see who needs help go and help
if no one need help find somethng to do that is helpful
like take walk to find stray ball ball
so easy right?
talk less do more
u take out the thing u use it
den i keep for u izzit?
jus like u go toilet u shit
den i clean u butt for u arh?
no sense man
oh yea
o cos
the sec 2s
u ppl oso arh
i call u den u start helping
but at least u helped
well some
aud-o-bodoh was busy fence batting away
when everyone is busy closing shop
right?
the rest o them arh
i don wan say lah
they shud noe
yes thanks to those who helped
u noe who u arh
u can brainwash urself on the above
wad a sad post
nope monkey aint pms-ing
this is really terrible
the magic word for this
other den pls n thank you
is
IN-I-TI-A-TIVE
gettit?
gottit.
for running....
haizz
that one muz slowly improvw
but to even improve u muz push urself
no pain no gain
so...
aiya u get it lah
if u feel that i said wrong abt u
u can come look for me
bash me up oso can
k deal
anyway
off to finish my LUNCH
later
YOU'RE NEXT!
-Goldberg
Posted at 06:04 pm by WWEsuperstar
Feb 23, 2004
3 men a baby and a ghost
yes
for those who noes
gd for u
those who dont
dont worry
u r not missing out much
some bckgrnd info for u
3 men and a baby
is a comedy
then there is this scene
that has a boy
who is not suppose to b in there
in there
no boy was in the set
no extras
nhtg
ooooooooo
how did he get there
some sites for you to go chck it out
pictures
More info
The 'Truth'
here is some interesting thing that
CHRISTINE
got
so i m not sick
she is
i m jus being nice
by sharing it with u
have fun
STAR WARS IS R(A)
some more fun stuff
go to the homepage for alot more i ll get those cool ones
Coke is RACIST??
Disney is NC-16
there is another one on the little mermaid but its really sick
go to the main site to find it ur self
IF u really want to noe
anywayyyyy
i gotta run
CAUSE THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING
Posted at 07:10 pm by WWEsuperstar
Feb 22, 2004
big ego monkey
i m smart enuf to fall again
on the same le
at the same place
not really the same
but same enuf
i shud stop diving!!!
not under the sea
but above the ground
sliding ll scratch ur butt
diving to the base eats a hole in ur knee
*burp*
left leg is dead
cool i m a natural poet
told u abt the i m VERY smart part
monkey kuorilla orangutang
monkey kuorilla orangutang
monkey monkey
kuorilla
orangutang
haizz
y did dancework ever cross my life
now i m in it but i cant dance
cos o src
coach refuse to let me miss one src
so i m a reserve for the danceworks thing
great
whywhywhy
haizzz
heck lah
slping from 6 to 6 is gd for ur health
slping from 4 to 6 is bttr
my record is 14 hrs
i actually manage to slp that long
no pills
nthg
jus my comfy squishy little bloster
heheeee
argh i m hungry again
i have been eating non stop
yes day morning i ate my last nite's dinner for breakfast
cos i miss it when i lights off at 6
den when i came back at 5 plus
after aftbll trg in the morning n danceworks in the aftnn..
i ate a BIG BOWL of noodles
den i carry on to eat another BIG BOWL of noodles of another kind at 7
mini snacking all the way to abt 12
where i ate a mini plate o carrot cake
den dad brought us out to eat roti prata
ate 2 cheese prata
woke up this morn to eat noodles o another sort
mini snacking
but unfortunately i cant find any more snacks
so i m snakcing off computer bits
finger food
bite size metal bits
yummy
off to a slacky mood again
still got work undone
blahhhhhh
feel like slping again
double blahhhhh
SO HUNGRY!!!!!!!
TRIPLE BLAHHHHHHHHH
wahhh
some way some how
i ll find food
haizzzz
off i go
btw...
HULK STILL RULES!!!!!
Posted at 04:43 pm by WWEsuperstar
Feb 16, 2004
to think that old man will actually reply
i was thinking mr cheong or wad
but nvr him
he isnt very old
btu well
older than cousin i think
or maybe the same
but cousin is 36 this year
but teo is a lao ahpek
ahaha
yes he is one
they are both old man
well older than me at least
much much older
than the young me
full of potential me
yesyes
don bash me up
i m the best
among the worst
eheehee
so nice
well not very nice
but nice enuf to reply
i ll see if he is really nice tml
when my maths test come back
hahaha
not many replied
he is one o the few
very very few
this is wad he said
when i sent him a forward msg
n i add in at the back that said
rmmbr there is royal rumble tonite- monkey
den he replied at 8pm abt 5hrs later
Will bear tt in mind.Same 2 u.
so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahahaha
in the end when ask him this morning whether he got watch
so disappointing
"i watch until the cruiserweight one only"
yes wad alot man
that is less dan an hour into the show
alot sia
den i showed him how chris benoit won
by tossing big show out
he din believe it
cos big show is some big fat ass
7 foot tall
500 pounds
how can he look down on my dear benoit??!!
hmphhhh
anyway he was laughing while watching the video
now i bet he regrets not watching
wahahahahaaaaa
[random]
my bro is singing SHE BANGS
in the toilet
now he is out o the toilet
i bet naked
oh change to mamamia
oh quiet liao
gd peaceeee
[/random]
shud i put a pic o teo up?
since he replied?
n since i got like 3 pics o him
yes don believe right
[random]
bro sang SHE BANGS again
and again
always the chorus one
[/random]
hmm i think i ll put
oh btw
his chinese name is so girly
the hui is the girly kind one
ahahahaaaaa
monkey is stilll the best name
monkeying around is the game
here is his pic
took them during pccg some week ago
so here is his pic
anyway gottta end off
think o some wwe stuff
ermmermmm
some chris benoit
since he won
errrrr
cant think o anything
fine then i ll use his themesong name
later my fren
"WHATEVER!!"
Posted at 06:53 pm by WWEsuperstar
